Dear Government

Dear Government,

Would you please fix the roads that I'm alredy taxed for you to fix so I'm not damaging my car that I pay both annual tax and fuel tax on just so that I can drive it. Remeber also that I was taxed on the money I earned to buy that car that is now parked on the drive of my house that you also tax along with my electricity, gas and half of the stuff I shop for on a weekly basis.

All the while my neigbours sit on their arses all day smoking weed and drinking beer on the money you tax me on!

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